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Helen Downing, Awake In Hell

ABOUT ME

Helen Downing has aspired to be many things in life. An actress, a writer, a trophy wife, a publicist, and a bang up media sales executive.

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In reality, she's a chubby, middle-aged, twice-divorced battleaxe who is addicted to sci-fi and social networking.

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Please buy this book.

It's her only chance of ever fulfilling her full potential,

and possibly getting into heaven.

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